To my dogs: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

1. I love thee agreeably – enough to let your stinky dog hide on
   the bed after a run through damp leaves, mud and slug infested
   gardens.
2. I love thee steadfastly – enough to devote a year to raising you
   from a wobbly speck into a strong healthy adult (who promptly
   attempts to seize control).
3. I love thee passionately – despite your repeated efforts to
   probe my ears, eyes and mouth with the same tongue you use for
   various other atrocities.
4. I love thee well – despite the amazing odors you produce.
5. I love thee deeply – though you use me as a napkin at every
   opportunity.
6. I love thee madly – despite the various bodily functions you
   have performed at inappropriate moments – in inappropriate
   places.
7. I love thee constantly – despite the dog “bladder curfew” I have
   lived by for many years.
8. I love thee truly – despite the “doggie land mines” hidden in
   the grass.
9. I love thee absolutely – because you never (well, hardly ever)
   hog the remote control.
10. I love thee gratefully – because you stay by my side (or on my
    side).
11. I love thee devotedly – more than clean carpeting, clothing,
    furniture, floors or walls.
12. I love thee bravely – enough to battle the indomitable flea and
    tick on your behalf.
13. I love thee monetarily – enough to put the vet’s children
    through college.
14. I love thee openly – I will bear any embarrassment for your
    furry sake.
15. I love thee totally -more than free time, excess cash or a
    predictable life.

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